Divastyle

Apr 22

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

Apr 22
kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

Apr 21
imsoshive:

When you really wanna slap the shit outta somebody, but you tryna get right with the Lord.

imsoshive:

When you really wanna slap the shit outta somebody, but you tryna get right with the Lord.

Apr 20

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

Apr 20
Apr 20
photographyofdavidhanjani:

Adrift Forever. Video & Gif By David Hanjani

photographyofdavidhanjani:

Adrift Forever. Video & Gif By David Hanjani

Apr 20

effrons:

OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING

Apr 20

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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Apr 19

metrobussy:

When you boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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Apr 19
ruinedchildhood:

when you hear the pizza man at the door

ruinedchildhood:

when you hear the pizza man at the door